October 1

I cannot believe it's already October. That means I've been back to work for a year already. Time just keeps going by and it seems to be going faster and faster. Kind of like this show I just watched about time travel. It was on the Science Channel. This was some very interesting stuff. Did you know that the faster you are moving, the slower time is? How crazy is that? So when you get on an airplane, you move forward imperceptibly in time. We're talking mere seconds here, but still. Don't ask me to explain it, b/c it's way over my head. All I know is, if you get moving faster than the speed of light, you actually move backwards in time. But you have to use a wormhole, b/c if you are in a spacecraft the gravity will smash you, b/c the faster you move, the greater your mass, so when you get going that fast, the gravity smooshes you like a bug. Well, that's all for now. Gotta go see what the crumb-snatcher is up to.